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Well,well... - Sunday, March 06, 2016 11:14 AM ( #1 )
Some days....
This is what happens when you burn down your school....



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--Old hands never become lost in the bush, thanks not so much to superior bush craft ,
but to their believe that if you don’t mind being where you are, you aren’t  lost!
--“Paying attention to the expected is probably best for everyday existence.
Noticing the unexpected, though, may save your life.'


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Re:Well,well... - Sunday, March 06, 2016 1:18 PM ( #2 )
Sturgeon's Law  "90% of everything is Crap" 
 
 Real heroes don't wear capes, they wear dog tags. 

 
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. -Benjamin Franklin 
 
Imhoff's Law:
 The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank ... the really big chunks always rise to the top.
   
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference 


In March of 1953 there were 53 kilobytes of random access memory on planet earth.  Thirty years later my first computer had 64K of RAM

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Re:Well,well... - Monday, March 07, 2016 7:17 AM ( #3 )
😁😂😃😅


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--Old hands never become lost in the bush, thanks not so much to superior bush craft ,
but to their believe that if you don’t mind being where you are, you aren’t  lost!
--“Paying attention to the expected is probably best for everyday existence.
Noticing the unexpected, though, may save your life.'


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Re:Well,well... - Monday, March 07, 2016 11:12 AM ( #4 )
   
Sturgeon's Law  "90% of everything is Crap" 
 
 Real heroes don't wear capes, they wear dog tags. 

 
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. -Benjamin Franklin 
 
Imhoff's Law:
 The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank ... the really big chunks always rise to the top.
   
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference 


In March of 1953 there were 53 kilobytes of random access memory on planet earth.  Thirty years later my first computer had 64K of RAM

I like my guns the way Obama likes his voters...Undocumented


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Re:Well,well... - Tuesday, March 08, 2016 9:30 AM ( #5 )
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but to their believe that if you don’t mind being where you are, you aren’t  lost!
--“Paying attention to the expected is probably best for everyday existence.
Noticing the unexpected, though, may save your life.'


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Re:Well,well... - Tuesday, March 08, 2016 3:53 PM ( #6 )
   
Sturgeon's Law  "90% of everything is Crap" 
 
 Real heroes don't wear capes, they wear dog tags. 

 
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. -Benjamin Franklin 
 
Imhoff's Law:
 The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank ... the really big chunks always rise to the top.
   
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference 


In March of 1953 there were 53 kilobytes of random access memory on planet earth.  Thirty years later my first computer had 64K of RAM

I like my guns the way Obama likes his voters...Undocumented


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Re:Well,well... - Wednesday, March 09, 2016 9:33 AM ( #7 )
Don't play with sharp pointy things.....






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--Old hands never become lost in the bush, thanks not so much to superior bush craft ,
but to their believe that if you don’t mind being where you are, you aren’t  lost!
--“Paying attention to the expected is probably best for everyday existence.
Noticing the unexpected, though, may save your life.'


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Re:Well,well... - Wednesday, March 09, 2016 12:49 PM ( #8 )
How's your Shishka...Bob?       
Sturgeon's Law  "90% of everything is Crap" 
 
 Real heroes don't wear capes, they wear dog tags. 

 
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. -Benjamin Franklin 
 
Imhoff's Law:
 The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank ... the really big chunks always rise to the top.
   
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference 


In March of 1953 there were 53 kilobytes of random access memory on planet earth.  Thirty years later my first computer had 64K of RAM

I like my guns the way Obama likes his voters...Undocumented


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Re:Well,well... - Wednesday, March 09, 2016 2:51 PM ( #9 )
OWWW!!!
God bless 

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Re:Well,well... - Thursday, March 10, 2016 10:00 AM ( #10 )
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--Old hands never become lost in the bush, thanks not so much to superior bush craft ,
but to their believe that if you don’t mind being where you are, you aren’t  lost!
--“Paying attention to the expected is probably best for everyday existence.
Noticing the unexpected, though, may save your life.'


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Re:Well,well... - Thursday, March 10, 2016 10:03 AM ( #11 )
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--Old hands never become lost in the bush, thanks not so much to superior bush craft ,
but to their believe that if you don’t mind being where you are, you aren’t  lost!
--“Paying attention to the expected is probably best for everyday existence.
Noticing the unexpected, though, may save your life.'


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Re:Well,well... - Thursday, March 10, 2016 10:43 AM ( #12 )
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--Old hands never become lost in the bush, thanks not so much to superior bush craft ,
but to their believe that if you don’t mind being where you are, you aren’t  lost!
--“Paying attention to the expected is probably best for everyday existence.
Noticing the unexpected, though, may save your life.'


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Re:Well,well... - Thursday, March 10, 2016 11:28 AM ( #13 )
Keep 'em coming.   
Sturgeon's Law  "90% of everything is Crap" 
 
 Real heroes don't wear capes, they wear dog tags. 

 
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. -Benjamin Franklin 
 
Imhoff's Law:
 The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank ... the really big chunks always rise to the top.
   
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference 


In March of 1953 there were 53 kilobytes of random access memory on planet earth.  Thirty years later my first computer had 64K of RAM

I like my guns the way Obama likes his voters...Undocumented


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Re:Well,well... - Friday, March 11, 2016 9:33 AM ( #14 )
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--Old hands never become lost in the bush, thanks not so much to superior bush craft ,
but to their believe that if you don’t mind being where you are, you aren’t  lost!
--“Paying attention to the expected is probably best for everyday existence.
Noticing the unexpected, though, may save your life.'


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Re:Well,well... - Friday, March 11, 2016 12:09 PM ( #15 )
Hah! The green, environmentally approach to the Volkswagen beetle! Uses all-natural, sustainable fuel.


(Just don't step in exhaust)

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Re:Well,well... - Tuesday, March 15, 2016 1:36 AM ( #16 )
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--Old hands never become lost in the bush, thanks not so much to superior bush craft ,
but to their believe that if you don’t mind being where you are, you aren’t  lost!
--“Paying attention to the expected is probably best for everyday existence.
Noticing the unexpected, though, may save your life.'


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Re:Well,well... - Tuesday, March 15, 2016 1:37 AM ( #17 )
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--Old hands never become lost in the bush, thanks not so much to superior bush craft ,
but to their believe that if you don’t mind being where you are, you aren’t  lost!
--“Paying attention to the expected is probably best for everyday existence.
Noticing the unexpected, though, may save your life.'


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Re:Well,well... - Thursday, September 15, 2016 12:03 PM ( #18 )
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--Old hands never become lost in the bush, thanks not so much to superior bush craft ,
but to their believe that if you don’t mind being where you are, you aren’t  lost!
--“Paying attention to the expected is probably best for everyday existence.
Noticing the unexpected, though, may save your life.'


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Re:Well,well... - Thursday, September 15, 2016 12:04 PM ( #19 )
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--Old hands never become lost in the bush, thanks not so much to superior bush craft ,
but to their believe that if you don’t mind being where you are, you aren’t  lost!
--“Paying attention to the expected is probably best for everyday existence.
Noticing the unexpected, though, may save your life.'


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Re:Well,well... - Thursday, September 15, 2016 12:06 PM ( #20 )
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--Old hands never become lost in the bush, thanks not so much to superior bush craft ,
but to their believe that if you don’t mind being where you are, you aren’t  lost!
--“Paying attention to the expected is probably best for everyday existence.
Noticing the unexpected, though, may save your life.'


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Re:Well,well... - Thursday, September 15, 2016 12:07 PM ( #21 )
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--Old hands never become lost in the bush, thanks not so much to superior bush craft ,
but to their believe that if you don’t mind being where you are, you aren’t  lost!
--“Paying attention to the expected is probably best for everyday existence.
Noticing the unexpected, though, may save your life.'


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Re:Well,well... - Thursday, September 15, 2016 12:08 PM ( #22 )
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--Old hands never become lost in the bush, thanks not so much to superior bush craft ,
but to their believe that if you don’t mind being where you are, you aren’t  lost!
--“Paying attention to the expected is probably best for everyday existence.
Noticing the unexpected, though, may save your life.'


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Re:Well,well... - Sunday, March 12, 2017 7:26 PM ( #23 )


Second Opinion? Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years. He eventually decides to go and see a Doctor. The Doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'  Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.  He had no choice but to go under the knife. The surgery cost him $15,000. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.  As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.  He saw a Men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new Suit.'  He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new Suit.'  The elderly Tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long. Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'  Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.  Joe tried on the suit it fitted perfectly.  As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'  Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'  The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'  Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'  'Been in the business 60 years.'  Joe tried the shirt and it fitted perfectly.  Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new Underwear?'  Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure..'  The salesman said, 'Let's see..... size 36.  Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old..'  The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your Testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a Headache.' New suit - $ 400  New shirt - $ 36  New underwear - $ 6  Second Opinion- PRICELESS Always take second opinion before going under the Surgeon’s knife...

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--Old hands never become lost in the bush, thanks not so much to superior bush craft ,
but to their believe that if you don’t mind being where you are, you aren’t  lost!
--“Paying attention to the expected is probably best for everyday existence.
Noticing the unexpected, though, may save your life.'


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Re:Well,well... - Sunday, March 12, 2017 7:31 PM ( #24 )

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--Old hands never become lost in the bush, thanks not so much to superior bush craft ,
but to their believe that if you don’t mind being where you are, you aren’t  lost!
--“Paying attention to the expected is probably best for everyday existence.
Noticing the unexpected, though, may save your life.'


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Re:Well,well... - Sunday, March 12, 2017 7:35 PM ( #25 )
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--Old hands never become lost in the bush, thanks not so much to superior bush craft ,
but to their believe that if you don’t mind being where you are, you aren’t  lost!
--“Paying attention to the expected is probably best for everyday existence.
Noticing the unexpected, though, may save your life.'


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Re:Well,well... - Sunday, March 12, 2017 7:35 PM ( #26 )
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--Old hands never become lost in the bush, thanks not so much to superior bush craft ,
but to their believe that if you don’t mind being where you are, you aren’t  lost!
--“Paying attention to the expected is probably best for everyday existence.
Noticing the unexpected, though, may save your life.'


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Re:Well,well... - Sunday, March 12, 2017 7:40 PM ( #27 )
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--Old hands never become lost in the bush, thanks not so much to superior bush craft ,
but to their believe that if you don’t mind being where you are, you aren’t  lost!
--“Paying attention to the expected is probably best for everyday existence.
Noticing the unexpected, though, may save your life.'


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Re:Well,well... - Sunday, March 12, 2017 7:40 PM ( #28 )
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--Old hands never become lost in the bush, thanks not so much to superior bush craft ,
but to their believe that if you don’t mind being where you are, you aren’t  lost!
--“Paying attention to the expected is probably best for everyday existence.
Noticing the unexpected, though, may save your life.'


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Re:Well,well... - Sunday, March 12, 2017 7:41 PM ( #29 )
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--Old hands never become lost in the bush, thanks not so much to superior bush craft ,
but to their believe that if you don’t mind being where you are, you aren’t  lost!
--“Paying attention to the expected is probably best for everyday existence.
Noticing the unexpected, though, may save your life.'



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