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Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made yhttp://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84749Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:02:14 GMT A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde womanhttp://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84748Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:02:10 GMTA Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman are in a pub. "As good as this is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinkhttp://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84730Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:33:33 GMTA young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonhttp://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84703Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:59:55 GMTThats funny!http://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84696Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:39:13 GMTMy friend asked his father-in-law, a crop-duster, how his day had gone. "It was the worst day of my life," replied the man. "This morning I was up in my plane dusting a field when I nicked a power line and damaged the wing of the plane. When I got back thttp://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84614Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:18:48 GMTThe man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," replied the Sheriff. "We just put the rope round your neck and kick the horse away. After that it's up to you."http://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84592Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:44:55 GMTA friend whose husband was stationed at Fort Bliss, in Texas, actually got a letter addressed to "Fort Ignorance." "How did you know where to deliver it?" she asked the mailman. "We were stumped at first," he admitted. "But then I remembered, Ignoranhttp://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84591Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:43:30 GMT 5 Stars, hope you win! I seriously doubt that will happen!http://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84586Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:30:04 GMT5 Stars, hope you win!http://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84582Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:06:33 GMT5 Stars, hope you win!http://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84581Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:06:32 GMTSweethttp://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84579Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:01:34 GMTA young cowhand sets down at the counter of a greasy spoon and notices an old-timer a couple of stools down starring at his bowl of chili. After a few minutes he says to the old-time:http://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84453Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:53:06 GMTOne day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman phttp://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84393Sun, 07 Mar 2010 17:29:57 GMTROFLMAO "THATS ENOUGH CINDERBLOCK!"http://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84392Sun, 07 Mar 2010 17:29:21 GMThttp://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84391Sun, 07 Mar 2010 17:27:26 GMTAn elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, juhttp://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84390Sun, 07 Mar 2010 17:27:01 GMTA friend whose husband was stationed at Fort Bliss, in Texas, actually got a letter addressed to "Fort Ignorance." "How did you know where to deliver it?" she asked the mailman. "We were stumped at first," he admitted. "But then I remembered, Ignoranhttp://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84389Sun, 07 Mar 2010 17:24:20 GMTa man convicted of stabbing a woman. the man says she slipped on a banana peel and fell on the knife. the judge says: well the woman has been stabbed 27 times, the man replys: well she slipped on the banana 27 timeshttp://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84363Sun, 07 Mar 2010 13:18:37 GMTOnce upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The American decided to take along his wife, thehttp://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84314Sat, 06 Mar 2010 21:17:07 GMTTwo hunters got lost in the woods. They had forgotten their compass and their map. The first hunter turned to the second and said, "I bet if we fired a couple of shots into the air then people might be able to find us that way" "That's a good ihttp://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84312Sat, 06 Mar 2010 21:04:47 GMTOnce there was this man with three daughters each daughters name had a story behind it one day his first daughter, Scarlet, asked "Daddy why did you name me Scarlet?" He said "Well when you were born a piece of scarlet cloth fell on your headhttp://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84281Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:53:05 GMTa man gets pulled over for drunk driving, the police officer asks the man to blow into the breathalyzer. the man says, "i can't, i've got asthma." the officer replies, "that's fine, we will just have to draw some blood." to which the man replies, "you cahttp://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84255Sat, 06 Mar 2010 08:11:23 GMTTrue bravery is arriving home late after a guy's night out, being assaulted by your girlfriend with a broom, and still having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" The answer to your next question is: Yes. Thathttp://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84242Sat, 06 Mar 2010 05:35:00 GMT Thanks, I'll tell my fiance you like her photo. With all due respect to you and your fiance... You, sir, are one lucky dog! http://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84218Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:04:05 GMTThanks, I'll tell my fiance you like her photo.http://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84206Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:14:04 GMTHaha! I like it...http://coldsteelforums.com/fb.ashx?m=84199Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:20:21 GMT