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Suicide Hotline
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Friday, February 05, 2010 10:47 AM
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Is YOUR New Year off to a good start??? --- ;~)
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!
Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck!
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Re:Suicide Hotline
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Friday, February 05, 2010 3:31 PM
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  Good one!
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Re:Suicide Hotline
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Sunday, February 07, 2010 9:50 PM
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you my friend are a sick, sick man
"A sword is never a killer, it is a tool in the killer's hands." -Seneca "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of men who follow and of the man who leads that gains the victory" -General George S. Patton
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Sunday, February 07, 2010 10:57 PM
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Shooter
you my friend are a sick, sick man
You say that like it's a bad thing! One man's sickness is another man's happiness!
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Re:Suicide Hotline
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Tuesday, February 16, 2010 6:30 PM
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My head exploded with lolz.
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