Rest Area

Leaving Montreal for Quebec, a man decided to make a stop at one of the rest areas on the side of the road.

He went into the bathroom.

The first stall was taken so he went to the second stall. He'd just sat down when he heard a voice from the next stall say "Hi there, how's it going?"

Not the type to strike up conversations with strangers in bathrooms on the side of the road, he didn't know how to reply, but finally said, "Ummm...Not bad..."

Then the voice said, "So, what are you doing?"

He thought that was kind of weird, but he said, "Well, I'm just going to the bathroom, then I'm going back East..."

The voice interrupted, "Look, I'm going to have to call you back. Every time I ask you a question, this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me!"