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Thursday, February 04, 2010 7:46 PM
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kyleegolf25 wrote this.
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Re:Joke Contest
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Thursday, February 04, 2010 7:57 PM
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Ever hear of the Mightiest Pirate Ship? A Pirate Ship that never ever lost a battle, a crew that was never ever
afraid to go into battle, and a Captain that feared no man. In there last battle though they lost their 1st
mate, so the Captain brought on a new 1st mate. He got along with the crew and the Captain. One day the
Crew went into Battle and The Captain screamed "Bring me my Red Shirt!". One crew member brought his
red shirt. This confused the new 1st mate but anyways they fought and they won. After wards the 1st mate
talked to The Captain and asked him what the secret behind winning and his Red Shirt?
The Captain told the 1st mate in a whisper.
"The secret to winning is my Red Shirt."
The 1st mate was confused but The Captain continued.
"I put on my Red Shirt because if get cut or stabbed my blood will blend in and I will continue to
fight hard."
The 1st mate is blow away at what The Captain is saying!
The Captain tells him that "When the crew sees me fighting hard then they will fight hard."
The 1st mate then understands completely.
At that moment the man in the crows nest screams "The Spanish Armada is coming!"
The Captain looks through his spy glass to see this to be true.
Then he screams "BRING ME MY BROWN PANTS!"
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Thursday, February 04, 2010 8:02 PM
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I wrote it before I joined.
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Re:Joke Contest
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Thursday, February 04, 2010 9:55 PM
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kyleegolf25
I wrote it before I joined.
You couldn't know that it's been told before in the Joke Forum. Keep pluggin!
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